Paris and the Mayor V ran into eachother while at the Grammys.
Let's try to guess what they might have said. From one angeleno to another: ( Witty phrases taken from LA Observed)
Mayor V:
#10 - "Why, certainly I’ll come to your quinceanera."
#9 - "Yeah, they call me Hizzoner, but what the hell."
#8 - "Wait 'til Gavin Newsom sees this picture."
#7 - "What a coincidence! I'm not wearing underwear either!"
#6 - "I would really like to introduce you to my wife....I'm sure she would love to meet you."
#5 - "Have you ever thought of running for Los Angeles School Board?"
#4 - "This is way better than having that damn [Steve] Lopez all over me."
#3 - "Really, Paris. I am married. And, umm, I think you need to move your hand. A little to the… umm… right. Other right. Right… there."
#2 - "Make no mistake: that's hot."
#1 - "Si, se puede!"
Paris:
#10 - "(giggle) You were hot in Stand and Deliver!"
#9 - "Ever since I was a little girl, I've dreamed of dating someone named Fernando."
(Mayor replies: "And ever since I was a little boy, I've dreamed of staying in a Hilton.")
#8 - "I like your ears, they are cute and cuddly like Dumbo."
#7 - "You're so adorable! You look just like my little Chihuahua!
(Mayor: "Well, as a matter of fact, I have a little bald-headed dog too. Would you like to meet him?")
#6 - "So, um, can you introduce me to Gavin Newsom?"
#5 - "Are you SURE there's nothing on the Ethics Commission? That Boyarsky dude rocks my world."
#4 - "My dad used to take us to Villa Ragosa when we where kids. Did you work there?"
#3 - "You're married to Melanie Griffith, right? That's hot."
#2 - "Is that the LAUSD plan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
#1 - "Hi. I'm Paris. Who are you?"
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My mother has been talking to me about guys these days..my future...marriage to be specific.
"Marry late," she says. "Get a career first"
Personally, I'll marry whenever I want, whenever I feel like, and whenever I'm ready. And, of course, when the good man comes along. But these feelings do not compare with the feelings I get when I think of how much of a committment marriage is.
How can someone ever find that one person they know they want to spend their whole lives with? How does one make a decision like that? I'm yours forever. Wow. Marriage is no joke, huh? It really boggles me that we can find that one person in the universe that we want to spend eternity with.
I can't imagine my married self serving dinner. I fantasize and think about my future self alot, but this is not one of my fantasies. I can't imagine myself with a family. (That sound? That's my mother exploding with disappointment.)
I can see myself as a mingling singleton. An independent individual free to do whatever, whereever and whenever she wants. Not afraid of taking risks and embracing the world. | posted by gina, 10:20 PM | 0 comments |
"Marry late," she says. "Get a career first"
Personally, I'll marry whenever I want, whenever I feel like, and whenever I'm ready. And, of course, when the good man comes along. But these feelings do not compare with the feelings I get when I think of how much of a committment marriage is.
How can someone ever find that one person they know they want to spend their whole lives with? How does one make a decision like that? I'm yours forever. Wow. Marriage is no joke, huh? It really boggles me that we can find that one person in the universe that we want to spend eternity with.
I can't imagine my married self serving dinner. I fantasize and think about my future self alot, but this is not one of my fantasies. I can't imagine myself with a family. (That sound? That's my mother exploding with disappointment.)
I can see myself as a mingling singleton. An independent individual free to do whatever, whereever and whenever she wants. Not afraid of taking risks and embracing the world. | posted by gina, 10:20 PM | 0 comments |
